February 2012
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Haaretz: Tel Aviv declared world's best gay travel... →
hummussexual:
Dear Gays and Queers, Come here and party and spend your money. We love and welcome you with open arms*. Love, Israel
*Disclaimer: As long as you aren’t Palestinian or a sympathiser of Palestine, Arab, or Muslim, or even if you were a Palestinian living in “the territories” and wanted to move in with your same-sex partner in “Israel” proper. In fact, the only gays we want are...
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post-operative complications following the...
In an ancient, gypsy dictionary of dreams are explanations of my name and numerous interpretations of all I’ll write. What horror comes across me when I come across myself in such a dictionary! But there I am: a camel fleeing the slaughterhouses, galloping toward the East, pursued by processions of knives and assessors, women wielding mortar and pestle for chop meat! I do not consider myself a...
Watching ‘Pariah’ with Audre Lorde by Saeed Jones →
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January 2012
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“I think someone should make a giant condom and slip it over him and let him...”
– my mom re: newt gingrich
“Okay, yes, there is a homosexual agenda, okay? There’s just two things on it: 1....”
– Elvira Kurt (via fuckyeahfemmes)
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"I think the way to make our kitchen more colorful...
WAIT WHAT IS THIS HOW AM I PLANNING ON MARRYING THIS PERSON
THIS IS LIKE A NIGHTMARE UNFOLDING BEFORE MY EYES
Israel's humane society - Opinion - Al Jazeera... →
The compassion shown for animals may well surpass that shown towards Israel’s Arab population, says author.
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I'm just going to go ahead and get this out
since I can’t actually write what I’d like to due to decorum or some shit:
“This is a museum built around a collection. Where everything serves to draw out the emotions at play within the primal object, where everything is done to shield it from light while capturing that rare sunbeam, so necessary for the vibrancy of a spiritual presence. It is a place marked by symbols of forest...
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yesterday we finished friday night lights
and now my life is empty.
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Ali: We should be able to use computers, Meg. We should be able to use computers like every other goddamn member of our generation, but you know what? Computers, to us, are basically typewriters. Typewriters that come with pictures of animals. Typewriters where we can not only type things but also instantaneously access photographs of tiny baby bats wrapped up in washcloths.
Meg: Computers are like typewriters, but inside them... is my imagination. Also they're a place where I can ask for dresses and books and then get them in the mail. My computer sends me things.
Ali: They're like typewriters that give back.
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this break begs the question
how did I get so obsessed with a show about texas high school football?
December 2011
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“Did the Zionists have the legal or moral right to invade Arab Palestine, uproot...”
– Malcolm X on Zionism (via itsshantitime)
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“Art is art… shit is shit… if someone shits on the sidewalk and calls...”
– my dad, via email - which he signed “dad(a)”
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phrases appropriate for finals, italian edition
“In culo alla balena!” with the response “Speriamo che non caghi!”
“Into the whale’s asshole!” with the response “Let’s hope he doesn’t shit!”
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it's the most wonderful time of the year
Juliana, 122 am: So some skanknugget just tripped over taylor's charger cord and like flipped shit. I hate the library during finals. It's like bitch, that white cord don't blend into that green carpet! Open your fucking eyes. Considering waging emotional warfare and/or spearing this bitch with my pencil for sheer amusement.
Juliana, 123 am: Also, the finals snack area doesn't serve live cobras. What is this shit? Do they want me to fail!?
