December 2011
17 posts
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“Did the Zionists have the legal or moral right to invade Arab Palestine, uproot...”
– Malcolm X on Zionism (via itsshantitime)
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“Art is art… shit is shit… if someone shits on the sidewalk and calls...”
– my dad, via email - which he signed “dad(a)”
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phrases appropriate for finals, italian edition
“In culo alla balena!” with the response “Speriamo che non caghi!”
“Into the whale’s asshole!” with the response “Let’s hope he doesn’t shit!”
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it's the most wonderful time of the year
Juliana, 122 am: So some skanknugget just tripped over taylor's charger cord and like flipped shit. I hate the library during finals. It's like bitch, that white cord don't blend into that green carpet! Open your fucking eyes. Considering waging emotional warfare and/or spearing this bitch with my pencil for sheer amusement.
Juliana, 123 am: Also, the finals snack area doesn't serve live cobras. What is this shit? Do they want me to fail!?
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in this week's episode of kim loses some, kim...
…my dad’s office flooded. like, big time. as in, the insulation in the walls is saturated and shit’s going to have to get rebuilt on a scale much bigger than the good doctor and his shop-vac can handle alone. he’s currently in my basement, hanging paper records up on makeshift clotheslines to dry.
honest to god, my poor father has the absolute worst luck.
fuck yeah! go space go!
isawyousmith:
I see you cuties selling chestnuts. Thanks for wishing me a good nut! Your chestnuts were delicious ;).
