hummussexual:

Dear Gays and Queers,
Come here and party and spend your money. We love and welcome you with open arms*.
Love,
Israel

*Disclaimer: As long as you aren’t Palestinian or a sympathiser of Palestine, Arab, or Muslim, or even if you were a Palestinian living in “the territories” and wanted to move in with your same-sex partner in “Israel” proper. In fact, the only gays we want are those who promote our racist zionist ideals, but that’s how we like our straights, too.

(via fateshouldnottemptme)