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i’m insane: a trajectory

3:36 pm: receive a message from my BFF Frazer that tells me my thesis proposal is due on april 20th, when I will be in Italy without internet access.

3:37 pm: commence flipping shit and spend the entirety of my TD sending frantic emails instead of learning about arcadian landscape painting. quel dommage. 

6:00 pm: come home with the intention of getting my academia on; instead, eat everything.

6:15 pm: continue to flip shit while remaining incapable of doing approximately everything that doesn’t involve dicking around on the internet.

8:00 pm: call Marina.

9:00 pm: read some shit.

9:15 pm: resume dicking around.

10:30 pm: get another message revealing that, for the first time ever, my BFF Frazer was wrong. the damn thing’s due may 4th, there is absolutely no reason to panic.

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO PANIC.

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